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post Nov 17 2009, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE (pelliottnthunder @ Nov 17 2009, 03:44 AM) *
You mean, like... In real life?

Cuz, uh, yeah, I've totally seen boobies. Totally.

Dude, you've only seen them?

I held one. Once.

It is was like...a bag of sand.
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Madden
post Nov 17 2009, 10:23 PM
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I'd bang anything. Purple or otherwise. Hand to Todd.
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post Nov 18 2009, 12:18 AM
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I elbowed some girl in the boob today by accident in the hallway. I AM SUPERIOR TO OVER HALF THE INTERNET IN SEXUAL RELATIONS BWAHAAHAHA
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post Nov 18 2009, 02:29 AM
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QUOTE (Madden @ Nov 17 2009, 11:19 PM) *
Dude, you've only seen them?

I held one. Once.

It is was like...a bag of sand.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
What is that from?
It's reminds me of something Master Shake would say.
You exude Shake logic!
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post Nov 18 2009, 02:32 AM
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Shake, you've seen a bra before.

Yeah, but not with the boob meat in them!

(Madden's quote is from 40 Year Old Virgin)
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Queenie Maraschi...
post Nov 18 2009, 02:43 AM
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2 months and not even a sniff of decent cock.

I am filing a complaint against life.
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post Nov 18 2009, 03:20 AM
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QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Nov 18 2009, 03:43 AM) *
sniff of cock.





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post Nov 18 2009, 03:48 AM
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lol fail.
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post Nov 18 2009, 04:42 AM
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omgz i heared there was a gurl in this thread?!
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post Nov 18 2009, 05:38 AM
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QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Nov 18 2009, 02:43 AM) *
2 months and not even a sniff of decent cock.

I am filing a complaint against life.


i hear ya darlin'. i've been in vancouver for over 2 months and haven't caught a whiff of some decent 'giney.
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Queenie Maraschi...
post Nov 23 2009, 01:23 AM
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3 MONTHS NOW. I SWEAR I AM FORMING CLUNGE COBWEBS.
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post Nov 23 2009, 02:43 AM
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QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Nov 23 2009, 02:23 AM) *
3 MONTHS NOW. I SWEAR I AM FORMING CLUNGE COBWEBS.



ok meet me half way
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post Nov 23 2009, 02:51 AM
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Iceland it is. Johann, warm the reindeer lard.
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Queenie Maraschi...
post Nov 23 2009, 10:23 AM
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QUOTE (667 @ Nov 23 2009, 02:43 AM) *
ok meet me half way


I've always wanted to go to Canada.

I'm on the next plane there bitch. Dust off your anal beads.
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post Nov 23 2009, 01:04 PM
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Being romantically involved with you sounds painful, maybe thats why your friends laugh at you behind your back?
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post Nov 23 2009, 02:25 PM
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HUZZAH!
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post Nov 23 2009, 04:20 PM
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QUOTE (xWhalexCorex @ Nov 17 2009, 04:49 AM) *
I got head while playing WoW today....I felt like a fucking bad ass; blowin' folks halfway to hell with warlock powers and then having my ladyfriend going down on me.

dude, thats asum. and ppl say wow-players dont get the chicks?
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post Nov 23 2009, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Nov 23 2009, 11:23 AM) *
I've always wanted to go to Canada.

I'm on the next plane there bitch. Dust off your anal beads.



m'kay.
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