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 Nov 5 2009, 11:21 PM
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Gay sex organizer  Group: Members Posts: 1,573 Joined: 27-January 08 Member No.: 8,358 |
Have you ever done one of the following? Clint Eastwood - When you're about to lick a pussy, form a gun with your thumb, forefinger and middlefinger , point it at the pussy and say "Do you feel lucky, punk?!" Rodeo - fuck a girl from behind and say "This is how your mom liked it aswell" and see how long you can hold on. The pirate - fuck a girl from behind, spit on her back so she thinks you came, when she turns around cum in her eye and kick her leg so she jumps around on one leg and one hand on her eye. The indian - again from behind, suddenly and unexpectedly shove yer penis into her ass and when she screams hit her on her mouth to make her sound like "Oahahwhwahahah ahah" Spiderman - fake an orgasm, then ejaculate in yer hand and throw it at the girl whilst screaming "Go spiderweb, go!" The Ghost - fuck a girl in front of a window from behind, with one of yer mates hidden in yer closet. Swap places with yer mate without her noticing and then leave the building and stand outside the window and wave to her. The pig - fuck her from behind, sudden and unexpected shove yer penis into her number 2, and when she screams put your fingers into her nostrils and pull upwards to make her look like a pig. The trombone - if you lick a mans anus, blow air into it whilst jerk his penis off to make it look like your playing a trombone. 72 - 69 with three fingers up the ass. Ivanhoe - whilst giving oral sex, wear a condom over yer head. Hitler - whilst fucking a girl, or man, from behind, shove a finger up yer own ass and then smudge the poop gathered upon it on yer fuckbuddies lip. |
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Nov 6 2009, 02:03 AM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 1,874 Joined: 8-September 06 From: Canada Member No.: 3 |
HILARIOUS THREAD, MY FRIEND ! the indian was ace !
QUOTE (Orthrus @ Nov 5 2009, 11:21 PM)  72 - 69 with three fingers up the ass. or a 68. meaning she blows you, then you owe her one. |
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Nov 6 2009, 04:44 AM
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Fire Ant Group: Members Posts: 154 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 50 |
glass bottom boat-put saran wrap over a girls face then shit on it
abe lincoln- jizz all over a girls face then tear off your pupes and stick over her face to form a pubic beard |
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Nov 6 2009, 04:48 AM
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Deep Sea Creature Group: Members Posts: 20 Joined: 14-January 09 From: Albany NY Member No.: 17,888 |
The Flaming Amazon.
Set a girls bush on fire then try to put it out with your load |
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Nov 6 2009, 09:56 AM
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L'impero della mente Group: Members Posts: 5,201 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 82 |
Great thread. |
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Nov 6 2009, 02:17 PM
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Masto-stoned from the Masto-bong Group: Members Posts: 1,181 Joined: 5-September 08 From: GA Member No.: 17,409 |
QUOTE (Orthrus @ Nov 5 2009, 06:21 PM) Rodeo - fuck a girl from behind and say "This is how your mom liked it aswell" and see how long you can hold on. This is the Best one. |
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Nov 6 2009, 05:15 PM
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Wolf Group: Members Posts: 956 Joined: 8-September 06 From: toys in the attic Member No.: 4 |
loled
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Nov 6 2009, 05:39 PM
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L'impero della mente Group: Members Posts: 5,201 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 82 |
QUOTE (Orthrus @ Nov 5 2009, 11:21 PM) The pirate - fuck a girl from behind, spit on her back so she thinks you came, when she turns around cum in her eye and kick her leg so she jumps around on one leg and one hand on her eye. This made me do a laughy. |
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Nov 7 2009, 12:01 PM
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Gay sex organizer Group: Members Posts: 1,573 Joined: 27-January 08 Member No.: 8,358 |
My favourite one is a bit hard to describe. It's called Batman.
But it's hilarious and I love you guys so I got to give it a try. I dont know the word for the movement you have to do with yer fingers and shit either so I'll have to use pictures. 1. Fuck a girl from behind. 2. Form a pair of fake glasses with your hands on your face like this; (IMG:http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v75/126/69/45700622/n45700622_30687932_8610.jpg) 3. Make funny noises. |
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Nov 8 2009, 12:45 PM
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Fire Ant Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 58 |
5am stubble. Fuck a girl on the beach, jizz on her chin, then flip her over into the sand
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Nov 8 2009, 03:11 PM
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Deep Sea Creature Group: Members Posts: 40 Joined: 31-July 08 From: Alpharetta, GA Member No.: 17,303 |
candle holder - a chick who sucks so much dick, that the area around her mouth has so much crusted cum around it, that it looks like she feel asleep with a lit candle in her mouth.
The list of all lists - it has them all - the ads suck, but a great resource. |
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Nov 8 2009, 03:59 PM
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Gigan Group: Members Posts: 1,594 Joined: 1-February 09 From: Detroit Member No.: 18,037 |
I gave my lady the Clint Eastwood last night....she laughed. I wanted to be taken seriously.
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Nov 8 2009, 09:13 PM
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Gay sex organizer Group: Members Posts: 1,573 Joined: 27-January 08 Member No.: 8,358 |
QUOTE (xWhalexCorex @ Nov 8 2009, 04:59 PM) I gave my lady the Clint Eastwood last night....she laughed. I wanted to be taken seriously. Haha this is so great. I'm meeting a ladyfriend tomorrow so I might aswell give it a go. We should seriously consider making some kind of contest out of this. |
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Nov 8 2009, 09:16 PM
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Gigan Group: Members Posts: 1,594 Joined: 1-February 09 From: Detroit Member No.: 18,037 |
I'm all for the contest idea.
Also I got a new one The Seabeast: Get a handjob in a hot tub/pool/bathtub and right when you're about to blow your load stick the tip out of the water and blast her in the face. |
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Nov 8 2009, 10:06 PM
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Wolf Group: Members Posts: 969 Joined: 18-November 08 Member No.: 17,686 |
QUOTE (xWhalexCorex @ Nov 8 2009, 10:16 PM) The Seabeast: Get a handjob in a hot tub/pool/bathtub and right when you're about to blow your load stick the tip out of the water and blast her in the face. killer someone should come up with one called 'Sleeping Giant'. |
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Nov 8 2009, 11:25 PM
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Gigan Group: Members Posts: 1,594 Joined: 1-February 09 From: Detroit Member No.: 18,037 |
The Sleeping Giant: Have your chick get on top of you and right before she's about to get her rocks off...knock her out.
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Nov 9 2009, 04:23 PM
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L'impero della mente Group: Members Posts: 5,201 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 82 |
Follow some random chick home, chloroform her and push her in her own house, face down on the couch. Fuck her and then leave. I call that , The rape. |
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Nov 9 2009, 08:02 PM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 2,576 Joined: 7-January 07 Member No.: 1,721 |
The Virgin:
Finding bromantic stories about degrading sex funny. |
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Nov 9 2009, 08:27 PM
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Workhorse Group: Members Posts: 200 Joined: 5-November 08 Member No.: 17,652 |
QUOTE (richasaurus @ Nov 9 2009, 03:02 PM) The Virgin: Finding bromantic stories about degrading sex funny. Oh my god I laughed out loud. hahaaa That was too funny, oh geez. |
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Nov 12 2009, 03:50 PM
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L'impero della mente Group: Members Posts: 5,201 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 82 |
Richasaurus - Thread killer |
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