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 Nov 12 2009, 04:32 PM
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Wolf  Group: Members Posts: 969 Joined: 18-November 08 Member No.: 17,686 |
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Nov 12 2009, 06:58 PM
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Cysquatch Group: Members Posts: 1,478 Joined: 14-January 09 From: Behind You Member No.: 17,899 |
Giver of life, destroyer of fences!
(IMG:http://www.billernstphotography.com/photographs/BrokenFence_small.jpg) |
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Nov 13 2009, 07:47 AM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 7-January 07 Member No.: 1,721 |
QUOTE (Dillinger @ Nov 12 2009, 04:50 PM)  Richasaurus - Thread killer You've got some purty looking friends, I say that with caution though as in your new facebook-picture you look like you wanna tell me how many people you've killed. |
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Nov 13 2009, 08:17 AM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 7-January 07 Member No.: 1,721 |
you know in case one of them was your niece or something.
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Nov 13 2009, 09:18 AM
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L'impero della mente Group: Members Posts: 5,192 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 82 |
Yhor one of them. |
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Nov 13 2009, 09:33 AM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 7-January 07 Member No.: 1,721 |
I always wanted to be someones niece
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Nov 13 2009, 03:10 PM
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L'impero della mente Group: Members Posts: 5,192 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 82 |
2 of the worst things that happened to me sexually are . 1. Some bird was riding me and I but my fingers around her but crack and felt a klingon. Needless to say I made my excuses and left, even tho I had to walk about 3 miles home. 2. Split my foreskin open during, sat on end of bed feeling faint , bird laughing saying 'its only a bit of blood' , yeah she would say that. |
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Nov 13 2009, 03:55 PM
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Cysquatch Group: Members Posts: 1,447 Joined: 29-September 08 From: Burlington. Or Cleveland. Member No.: 17,528 |
I always thought the rodeo was when your friends hid in the closet, and jumped out in the middle of you having sex, and they run around the room hollering and you see how long you can stay on.
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Nov 13 2009, 06:09 PM
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Cysquatch Group: Members Posts: 1,478 Joined: 14-January 09 From: Behind You Member No.: 17,899 |
QUOTE (Dillinger @ Nov 13 2009, 03:10 PM) 2. Split my foreskin open during, sat on end of bed feeling faint , bird laughing saying 'its only a bit of blood' , yeah she would say that. Ouch dude. That reminds me of that Embaressing Bodies show, when some dude snapped his "banjo string" when he was fucking. |
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Nov 13 2009, 06:49 PM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 7-January 07 Member No.: 1,721 |
QUOTE (Dillinger @ Nov 13 2009, 04:10 PM) 2. Split my foreskin open during, sat on end of bed feeling faint , bird laughing saying 'its only a bit of blood' , yeah she would say that. I hope to christ you mean the string and not the actual skin. |
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Nov 17 2009, 03:37 AM
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Elephant Man Group: Members Posts: 523 Joined: 12-February 08 From: Hell Member No.: 8,605 |
Let's be honest-none of you have seen a chick naked.
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Nov 17 2009, 03:44 AM
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Cysquatch Group: Members Posts: 1,447 Joined: 29-September 08 From: Burlington. Or Cleveland. Member No.: 17,528 |
You mean, like... In real life?
Cuz, uh, yeah, I've totally seen boobies. Totally. |
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Nov 17 2009, 03:49 AM
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Gigan Group: Members Posts: 1,591 Joined: 1-February 09 From: Detroit Member No.: 18,037 |
I got head while playing WoW today....I felt like a fucking bad ass; blowin' folks halfway to hell with warlock powers and then having my ladyfriend going down on me.
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Nov 17 2009, 03:59 AM
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Nocturnal Majesty Group: Members Posts: 2,214 Joined: 7-January 09 From: the grim and frostbitten wastes of canada Member No.: 17,793 |
You broke science, WoW=/=Sexual Activity
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Nov 17 2009, 04:05 AM
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Elephant Man Group: Members Posts: 523 Joined: 12-February 08 From: Hell Member No.: 8,605 |
Hahah WoW ahahhaha
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Nov 17 2009, 05:24 AM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 1,869 Joined: 8-September 06 From: Canada Member No.: 3 |
QUOTE (Madden @ Nov 12 2009, 06:58 PM) Giver of life, destroyer of fences! (IMG:http://www.billernstphotography.com/photographs/BrokenFence_small.jpg) now that's a huuuuuge bitch. nice SF reference too. |
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Nov 17 2009, 07:46 AM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 7-January 07 Member No.: 1,721 |
QUOTE (Distillthis @ Nov 17 2009, 04:37 AM) Let's be honest-none of you have seen a chick naked. im saving myself for you and your purple bangs courtney knoxville |
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Nov 17 2009, 07:23 PM
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Elephant Man Group: Members Posts: 523 Joined: 12-February 08 From: Hell Member No.: 8,605 |
QUOTE (richasaurus @ Nov 17 2009, 07:46 AM) im saving myself for you and your purple bangs courtney knoxville I dont have purple bangs anymore...or hot pink hair. Brunette-my natural color is back. I look quasi normal and people talk to me now. |
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Nov 17 2009, 07:51 PM
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Masto-stoned from the Masto-bong Group: Members Posts: 1,181 Joined: 5-September 08 From: GA Member No.: 17,409 |
Welcome back
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Nov 17 2009, 08:16 PM
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Mastodong Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 7-January 07 Member No.: 1,721 |
QUOTE (Distillthis @ Nov 17 2009, 08:23 PM) I dont have purple bangs anymore...or hot pink hair. Brunette-my natural color is back. I look quasi normal and people talk to me now. I guest the world wadnt rdy for a girl with purple bangs |
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