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post Nov 5 2009, 11:21 PM
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Have you ever done one of the following?

Clint Eastwood - When you're about to lick a pussy, form a gun with your thumb, forefinger and middlefinger , point it at the pussy and say "Do you feel lucky, punk?!"

Rodeo - fuck a girl from behind and say "This is how your mom liked it aswell" and see how long you can hold on.

The pirate - fuck a girl from behind, spit on her back so she thinks you came, when she turns around cum in her eye and kick her leg so she jumps around on one leg and one hand on her eye.

The indian - again from behind, suddenly and unexpectedly shove yer penis into her ass and when she screams hit her on her mouth to make her sound like "Oahahwhwahahah ahah"

Spiderman - fake an orgasm, then ejaculate in yer hand and throw it at the girl whilst screaming "Go spiderweb, go!"

The Ghost - fuck a girl in front of a window from behind, with one of yer mates hidden in yer closet. Swap places with yer mate without her noticing and then leave the building and stand outside the window and wave to her.

The pig - fuck her from behind, sudden and unexpected shove yer penis into her number 2, and when she screams put your fingers into her nostrils and pull upwards to make her look like a pig.

The trombone - if you lick a mans anus, blow air into it whilst jerk his penis off to make it look like your playing a trombone.

72 - 69 with three fingers up the ass.

Ivanhoe - whilst giving oral sex, wear a condom over yer head.

Hitler - whilst fucking a girl, or man, from behind, shove a finger up yer own ass and then smudge the poop gathered upon it on yer fuckbuddies lip.
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Madden
post Nov 17 2009, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE (pelliottnthunder @ Nov 17 2009, 03:44 AM) *
You mean, like... In real life?

Cuz, uh, yeah, I've totally seen boobies. Totally.

Dude, you've only seen them?

I held one. Once.

It is was like...a bag of sand.
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Madden
post Nov 17 2009, 10:23 PM
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I'd bang anything. Purple or otherwise. Hand to Todd.
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post Nov 18 2009, 12:18 AM
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I elbowed some girl in the boob today by accident in the hallway. I AM SUPERIOR TO OVER HALF THE INTERNET IN SEXUAL RELATIONS BWAHAAHAHA
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post Nov 18 2009, 02:29 AM
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QUOTE (Madden @ Nov 17 2009, 11:19 PM) *
Dude, you've only seen them?

I held one. Once.

It is was like...a bag of sand.

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What is that from?
It's reminds me of something Master Shake would say.
You exude Shake logic!
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post Nov 18 2009, 02:32 AM
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Shake, you've seen a bra before.

Yeah, but not with the boob meat in them!

(Madden's quote is from 40 Year Old Virgin)
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Queenie Maraschi...
post Nov 18 2009, 02:43 AM
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2 months and not even a sniff of decent cock.

I am filing a complaint against life.
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post Nov 18 2009, 03:20 AM
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QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Nov 18 2009, 03:43 AM) *
sniff of cock.





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post Nov 18 2009, 03:48 AM
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lol fail.
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post Nov 18 2009, 04:42 AM
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omgz i heared there was a gurl in this thread?!
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post Nov 18 2009, 05:38 AM
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QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Nov 18 2009, 02:43 AM) *
2 months and not even a sniff of decent cock.

I am filing a complaint against life.


i hear ya darlin'. i've been in vancouver for over 2 months and haven't caught a whiff of some decent 'giney.
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Queenie Maraschi...
post Nov 23 2009, 01:23 AM
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3 MONTHS NOW. I SWEAR I AM FORMING CLUNGE COBWEBS.
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post Nov 23 2009, 02:43 AM
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QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Nov 23 2009, 02:23 AM) *
3 MONTHS NOW. I SWEAR I AM FORMING CLUNGE COBWEBS.



ok meet me half way
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post Nov 23 2009, 02:51 AM
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Iceland it is. Johann, warm the reindeer lard.
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Queenie Maraschi...
post Nov 23 2009, 10:23 AM
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QUOTE (667 @ Nov 23 2009, 02:43 AM) *
ok meet me half way


I've always wanted to go to Canada.

I'm on the next plane there bitch. Dust off your anal beads.
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post Nov 23 2009, 01:04 PM
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Being romantically involved with you sounds painful, maybe thats why your friends laugh at you behind your back?
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post Nov 23 2009, 02:25 PM
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HUZZAH!
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post Nov 23 2009, 04:20 PM
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QUOTE (xWhalexCorex @ Nov 17 2009, 04:49 AM) *
I got head while playing WoW today....I felt like a fucking bad ass; blowin' folks halfway to hell with warlock powers and then having my ladyfriend going down on me.

dude, thats asum. and ppl say wow-players dont get the chicks?
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post Nov 23 2009, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Nov 23 2009, 11:23 AM) *
I've always wanted to go to Canada.

I'm on the next plane there bitch. Dust off your anal beads.



m'kay.
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