how bout that brett favre huh?
how bout that brandon marshall huh?
how bout that vick huh?
how bout that dante culpepper huh?
so who you rooting for etc? I say go vikings/chargers, and yes you can root for two teams one is afc one is nfc fuck you.
Full Version: football thread
I do not like american football.
Fuck football.
Good, this isin't about that faggot excuse for a sport, soccer.
New York Giants fan right here. Fuck vick and the eagles.
New York Giants fan right here. Fuck vick and the eagles.
QUOTE (DamageInc @ Aug 20 2009, 12:00 PM) 
Good, this isin't about that faggot excuse for a sport, soccer.
Yes because tackeling another man fully clothed and taking a picture of it at the precise second it makes them look like they are fucking is gay, compared to men in shorts that are nearly short enough for their dicks to hang out of while running around gently kicking a ball in the same fashoin a bunch of girls would is not.
also:
Seriously. Come on...
Seriously. Come on...
QUOTE (DamageInc @ Aug 20 2009, 01:12 PM)
Yes because tackeling another man fully clothed and taking a picture of it at the precise second it makes them look like they are fucking is gay, compared to men in shorts that are nearly short enough for their dicks to hang out of while running around gently kicking a ball in the same fashoin a bunch of girls would is not.
Umm yeah, you must be watching the wrong kind of soccer
EDIT: lol at that second post
Senior Gay Nude Mud Wrestling>Soccer
EDIT: anyway, arguing whether a sport is gay or not is stupid. I think it takes a much more skilled person to play soccer than a sport where you stop every two minutes to make a play and run ten yards to tackle someone.
I prefer the football where the foot has most contact with the ball. And doesn't go on all fucking day.
Mastodon ff league anyone?
I fucking love Hockey. That is all. And I was joking about the soccer thing, just wanted to see what would happen when Kabirosocosovod and the Brits read it.
Well my hometown team the rams fucking suck so.........
What can you do?
What can you do?
QUOTE (thirdeye @ Aug 20 2009, 10:34 PM)
Well my hometown team the rams fucking suck so.........
What can you do?
What can you do?
Not root for the rams
QUOTE (DamageInc @ Aug 20 2009, 12:00 PM)
Good, this isin't about that faggot excuse for a sport, soccer.
New York Giants fan right here. Fuck vick and the eagles.
New York Giants fan right here. Fuck vick and the eagles.
Fuck yeah man. I'm honestly not that big fan of sports but if i had to choose a football team to root for it would be The Giants.
Colts fan here. I'm about to start watching the pre-season game against the Eagles. Hope to see some more action from the new running back Donald Brown. He seemed pretty explosive in the game against the Vikings.
QUOTE (Jotun @ Aug 21 2009, 02:15 AM)
Colts fan here. I'm about to start watching the pre-season game against the Eagles. Hope to see some more action from the new running back Donald Brown. He seemed pretty explosive in the game against the Vikings.
What the fuck happened to Joseph Addai? Dude was a beast two seasons ago.
QUOTE (Pendulous Cock @ Aug 20 2009, 10:17 PM)
What the fuck happened to Joseph Addai? Dude was a beast two seasons ago.
I know man! His rookie season was fantastic. I guess he got a big head or something because now all he wants to do is dance in the back-field and wait to get tackled.
QUOTE (Jotun @ Aug 21 2009, 02:22 AM)
I know man! His rookie season was fantastic. I guess he got a big head or something because now all he wants to do is dance in the back-field and wait to get tackled.
Yea that sucks, hopefully Brown can light a fire under him, he still is one of the better talents coming out of the backfield and i thought was going to be a legit running threat for seasons to come but now who knows. I'm a 49ers fan btw, Sundays have been ruined for me since 2004.
I do not get football. Not to mention baseball.
Here we go Brownies, here we go. Woof woof! Here we go... Brownies... here... we... go.
*Cries self to sleep*
*Cries self to sleep*
i was allways picked last for the school team, and throughout all of secondry school i scored one goal. and the local team, middlesbrough are likly to be one of the worst to enter a league, not to mention giving england one of the worst managers in the history of the game.
i believe we're talking about the HETERO version of football for all you european queers
nah but really, i love football. giants are my team and always have been, hopefully they come back this year with a vengeance
nah but really, i love football. giants are my team and always have been, hopefully they come back this year with a vengeance
QUOTE (Pendulous Cock @ Aug 20 2009, 06:14 PM)
Not root for the rams
Exactly, I am waiting for the NHL season to start. Thats where it is at foos.
Anyone down for a yahoo fantasy league?
chargers stomped cardinals, wooo
raiders and steelers got stomped, wooo
raiders and steelers got stomped, wooo
am I the only one who wanted to join facepenis' fantasy league? I don't even know who fantasy football works..
I would, but I have no idea how fantasy football works. If any of you'd be interested in letting me know the ins and outs, I'd be glad to play.
^^^ i'm in the same boat as them
Fantasy Football 101, its pretty simple if you just think of yourself as a GM of your own team. You have to draft your own RL Players and based of their stats in actual games you will gain points. Here is the setup i have for my league;
Completions 1 Point
Passing Yards 25 yards = 1 Point; Bonus's 10+ points at 300 yards; 15+ points at 400 yards; 20+ points at 500 yards
Passing Touchdowns 6 Points
Interceptions -1 Points
Sacks 1 Points
Rushing Yards 10 yards = Point; Bonus's 5+ points at 125 yards; 10+ points at 175 yards; 15+ points at 200 yards
Rushing Touchdowns 6
Reception Yards 10 yards = 1 Point; Bonus's 5+ points at 125 yards; 10+ points at 175 yards; 15+ points at 200 yards
Reception Touchdowns 6 Points
Return Touchdowns 6 Points
2-Point Conversions 2 Points
Fumbles -1 Points
Fumbles Lost -2 Points
Offensive Fumble Return TD 6 Points
Field Goals 0-19 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 20-29 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 30-39 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 40-49 Yards 6 Points
Field Goals 50+ Yards 12 Points
Points are allotted based of real life statistics, FF is not really for casual fans, it really helps if you follow football well enough to know who has fantasy value. When you complete the draft you can trade players, cut them, do whatever. Here are the roster positions you have to fill;
QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/T, W/R, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN (BN = Bench)
Completions 1 Point
Passing Yards 25 yards = 1 Point; Bonus's 10+ points at 300 yards; 15+ points at 400 yards; 20+ points at 500 yards
Passing Touchdowns 6 Points
Interceptions -1 Points
Sacks 1 Points
Rushing Yards 10 yards = Point; Bonus's 5+ points at 125 yards; 10+ points at 175 yards; 15+ points at 200 yards
Rushing Touchdowns 6
Reception Yards 10 yards = 1 Point; Bonus's 5+ points at 125 yards; 10+ points at 175 yards; 15+ points at 200 yards
Reception Touchdowns 6 Points
Return Touchdowns 6 Points
2-Point Conversions 2 Points
Fumbles -1 Points
Fumbles Lost -2 Points
Offensive Fumble Return TD 6 Points
Field Goals 0-19 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 20-29 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 30-39 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 40-49 Yards 6 Points
Field Goals 50+ Yards 12 Points
Points are allotted based of real life statistics, FF is not really for casual fans, it really helps if you follow football well enough to know who has fantasy value. When you complete the draft you can trade players, cut them, do whatever. Here are the roster positions you have to fill;
QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/T, W/R, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN (BN = Bench)
well theres only one way to learn so lets just embrace our noobishness and give it a shot.
question; draft situation? I'm euro trash. Please make it somewhat possible for me to attend.
question; draft situation? I'm euro trash. Please make it somewhat possible for me to attend.
all right lets not make it happen
I'd like to do the fantasy league thing. Does everyone need to be present for the draft? If so, let's plan a date and get this shit underway.
Also, facepenis needs to send me the name and password again. I deleted the original message like a jerk-off.
Also, facepenis needs to send me the name and password again. I deleted the original message like a jerk-off.
and he deleted the league like the facepenis jerkoff he is
sorry guys i had to delete it, i got an invite to another league.
QUOTE (richasaurus @ Aug 20 2009, 10:09 AM)
how bout that brett favre huh?
how bout that brandon marshall huh?
how bout that vick huh?
how bout that dante culpepper huh?
how bout that brandon marshall huh?
how bout that vick huh?
how bout that dante culpepper huh?
A list of idiots and assholes.
Go Bears!
I actually meant to write dante stallworth and not culpepper.
and honestly, bears are gonna finish third in the NFC north
and honestly, bears are gonna finish third in the NFC north
He is still an idiot.
Stallworth stopped and cooperated with police, never tried to hinder the police investigation. He made a huge mistake and fessed up to it.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1215051vikings1.html
Stallworth stopped and cooperated with police, never tried to hinder the police investigation. He made a huge mistake and fessed up to it.
QUOTE
Culpepper Among 4 Vikings Charged Over Cruise Boat Allegations
By PAT BORZI
Published: December 16, 2005
SPRING PARK, Minn., Dec. 15 - Four Minnesota Vikings players, including the three-time Pro Bowl quarterback Daunte Culpepper, were charged Thursday with lewd and lascivious conduct during the team's now-infamous Oct. 6 cruise on Lake Minnetonka.
The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office on Thursday charged Culpepper, cornerback Fred Smoot, offensive lineman Bryant McKinnie and running back Moe Williams with three misdemeanors each - indecent conduct, disorderly conduct, and lewd and lascivious conduct. Each charge carries a maximum penalty of 90 days in jail and a $1,000 fine.
McGowan said Culpepper and Williams were charged with fondling women, and McKinnie and Smoot with engaging in sex acts with women. McGowan said none of the women were charged because witnesses could not identify them.
The Vikings will not take disciplinary action against the players charged until the investigation is closed and the court case is resolved, said Kevin Warren, the Vikings' legal counsel and vice president of operations. Culpepper and Williams are out for the season with knee injuries, while McKinnie and Smoot are expected to play Sunday against Pittsburgh at the Metrodome.
In a news conference at Water Patrol Headquarters on the shores of Lake Minnetonka, McGowan said witnesses had identified at least 30 Vikings players among the 90 people on two cruise boats. McGowan said none of the players agreed to talk to investigators, even though Warren said he had encouraged them to cooperate.
According to the eight-page complaint, after the boats set out, the crew noticed women entering a lower restroom and emerging scantily clad or nearly naked. Six crew members, identified in the complaint only by their initials, then observed what they called "inappropriate sexual behavior" by several Vikings and the women.
The cruise was supposed to last three and a half hours. However, according to the complaint, the boat captains returned to the dock after about an hour because of the conduct of the guests.
Zygi Wilf, the Vikings' owner, threatened fines and suspensions when the allegations surfaced, and the team has since issued a code of conduct for the entire organization.
By PAT BORZI
Published: December 16, 2005
SPRING PARK, Minn., Dec. 15 - Four Minnesota Vikings players, including the three-time Pro Bowl quarterback Daunte Culpepper, were charged Thursday with lewd and lascivious conduct during the team's now-infamous Oct. 6 cruise on Lake Minnetonka.
The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office on Thursday charged Culpepper, cornerback Fred Smoot, offensive lineman Bryant McKinnie and running back Moe Williams with three misdemeanors each - indecent conduct, disorderly conduct, and lewd and lascivious conduct. Each charge carries a maximum penalty of 90 days in jail and a $1,000 fine.
McGowan said Culpepper and Williams were charged with fondling women, and McKinnie and Smoot with engaging in sex acts with women. McGowan said none of the women were charged because witnesses could not identify them.
The Vikings will not take disciplinary action against the players charged until the investigation is closed and the court case is resolved, said Kevin Warren, the Vikings' legal counsel and vice president of operations. Culpepper and Williams are out for the season with knee injuries, while McKinnie and Smoot are expected to play Sunday against Pittsburgh at the Metrodome.
In a news conference at Water Patrol Headquarters on the shores of Lake Minnetonka, McGowan said witnesses had identified at least 30 Vikings players among the 90 people on two cruise boats. McGowan said none of the players agreed to talk to investigators, even though Warren said he had encouraged them to cooperate.
According to the eight-page complaint, after the boats set out, the crew noticed women entering a lower restroom and emerging scantily clad or nearly naked. Six crew members, identified in the complaint only by their initials, then observed what they called "inappropriate sexual behavior" by several Vikings and the women.
The cruise was supposed to last three and a half hours. However, according to the complaint, the boat captains returned to the dock after about an hour because of the conduct of the guests.
Zygi Wilf, the Vikings' owner, threatened fines and suspensions when the allegations surfaced, and the team has since issued a code of conduct for the entire organization.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1215051vikings1.html
Being traded to the lions is cruel and unusual punishment
REAL football is played with yer feet.
No helmets, no protection, no hands.
Today; Tottenham - Manchester Utd. Come on you Spuuuuuurs
No helmets, no protection, no hands.
Today; Tottenham - Manchester Utd. Come on you Spuuuuuurs
nothing quite as mature as debating which sport is more trooo
QUOTE (richasaurus @ Sep 12 2009, 11:41 AM)
nothing quite as mature as debating which sport is more trooo
Yeah you're cool.
Go motherfucking Chargers!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (Newfie_Metal @ Sep 12 2009, 03:56 PM)
Go motherfucking Chargers!!!!!!!!!
yes!
QUOTE (Orthrus @ Sep 12 2009, 04:03 AM)
REAL football is played with yer feet.
No helmets, no protection, no hands.
No helmets, no protection, no hands.
I'm sure when you play soccer you don't need a jock strap because grass Fairies have no nuts.
So does that make cricket players are harder than soccer players?
Also prrof that you are mistaken.
Also prrof that you are mistaken.
QUOTE (BigJon @ Sep 14 2009, 06:40 AM)
So does that make cricket players are harder than soccer players?
Also prrof that you are mistaken.
Also prrof that you are mistaken.
Lock, Stock and one missing nutsack.
QUOTE (Newfie_Metal @ Sep 12 2009, 07:56 AM)
Go motherfucking Chargers!!!!!!!!!
Fuck yeah! Since my actual name is Dan Fouts, I was born and raised a Charger fan. I couldn't believe the shitty Raiders almost beat them tonight. Glad they pulled it out in the end.
Darren McFadden and Michael Bush look like quite the 1-2 punch at RB for Oakland, I'm excited to see how they develop.
Awesome game last night between Buffalo and NE. I live with a house full of Pats fans so I was laughing my ass off whenever something went against them, but really enjoyed watching the comeback. Bills do look like an improved team, though.
Awesome game last night between Buffalo and NE. I live with a house full of Pats fans so I was laughing my ass off whenever something went against them, but really enjoyed watching the comeback. Bills do look like an improved team, though.
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