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Paperjace
I think there was a similar thread like this a while ago, but I couldn't find it.

"Circle, made of cash, a chain of restaurants" - This Mortal Soil
"Open his hand in Santa" - Quintessence
itwasme
"Smoke weed. Hypothermia. I slip into hallucinations."

I was convinced these were the lyrics the first time I heard Siberian Divide.
Pendulous Cock
It sounds like troy sings "Listen to the porn star moan" at the end of This Mortal Soil.
Rattrameggeagoth
Déjà vu.
Yalo
"Stand and deliver" in workhorse. not funny or anything, im just convinced that's it.
sittingcow
"I smell bacon, haaams" - Siberian Divide 1:10
"Shaaaaamuuuuuu" - Sleeping Giant 1:55
do_or_die
haha, I'm also convinced about the "smoke weed" part in Siberian Divide
itwasme
QUOTE (do_or_die @ Sep 15 2009, 10:23 PM) *
haha, I'm also convinced about the "smoke weed" part in Siberian Divide

Though it'd be better if it went straight from "smoke weed" into "hallucinations."
Paperjace
QUOTE (sittingcow @ Sep 15 2009, 11:29 AM) *
"I smell bacon, haaams" - Siberian Divide 1:10

Haha
Finch
"Daylight...Pap Smear... Cut it off....SCATASHUEAAAAAAAA!!!"
-The Wolf is Loose
Masto_Chron
I used to think the chorus of Blood and Thunder was "Right now....only now" or "oww doin this to me nowww" then I looked it up and found out it was about a whale lol
jrinredcar
In the Wolf is loose:
nazi reflection at 1.00
hulken berries? at 2.54
HERP DERP
am i the only one that barely listens to lyrics?
Exceptions being the bits you have to yell along

I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

GUIDE
A TRUTH
PREVAIL
AND RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
BigJon
Nope. I'm hopeless with lyrics.
itwasme
QUOTE (HERP DERP @ Sep 16 2009, 08:33 PM) *
am i the only one that barely listens to lyrics?
Exceptions being the bits you have to yell along

I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

GUIDE
A TRUTH
PREVAIL
AND RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

Some songs I know by heart, other songs I have no idea. I don't really know why. It's nothing selective. I mean, I love Megalodon, but I don't know what they're saying half the goddamn time.
Pendulous Cock
QUOTE (jrinredcar @ Sep 16 2009, 08:55 PM) *
In the Wolf is loose:
nazi reflection at 1.00
hulken berries? at 2.54


i hear vulcan ferries at 2:54
Pendulous Cock
Circle of Cysquatch :46 "Herd across suicidal shirts"
xWhalexCorex
I honestly don't understand how mastodon is hard to understand; then again I listen to crust punk like it's spoken word so who knows.
Astro Zombie
Yeah, I felt the same way then realized I can understand Autopsy songs haha
Pendulous Cock
QUOTE (itwasme @ Sep 16 2009, 10:09 PM) *
Some songs I know by heart, other songs I have no idea. I don't really know why. It's nothing selective. I mean, I love Megalodon, but I don't know what they're saying half the goddamn time.


funny, megalodon i know all the words too
streetshaman
At first I thought it was

"Fundamental slide of human kind, on a fuckin' ferry."

But now I am glad it is really

"Fundamental side of the human mind...hulderfolk and fairie."

One of my favorite lyrics on the album.

Pendulous Cock
1:17 on Siberian Divide sounds like "I'm still bakin' hams"
itwasme
In Crack the Skye, I often hear "The vessel forged inside of me" as "The vessel forged in sodomy."
itwasme
QUOTE (xWhalexCorex @ Sep 17 2009, 02:47 AM) *
I honestly don't understand how mastodon is hard to understand; then again I listen to crust punk like it's spoken word so who knows.

Now see, this is likely why you can figure out the new Baroness lyrics and I can't.
sittingcow
Ghost of Karelia, 1:57
"Nice guy!"
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