As most of you may have figured out, it's trendy to look good, it's trendy to be healthy.
And people in the good ol' U.S. of A are barraged with useless and silly fitness products.
It's yet another way to separate us from our hard-earned money.

By making men and women feel insecure about their bodies, people will go out and throw money into whatever they think will cure their problems. Like women and hair removal, make a woman think she's gross if she has any hair on her body, and she will go out and purchase an expensive product that will consume lots of her time and irritate her skin.

THIS is fucking too far!
Can you conceive of a gayer product?

Hey I jack off like that!

AAAAAAHAHAHA, they look so ridiculous fapping away at that weight, I do kinda want a go on one though.

Muscles are barf, men with hard tits do not look good.

I think it's fucked up how the free market has created bullshit like this.

The best way to separate people from their money is make them feel inadequate in some way... And these companies are selling the cure. Because of the media, mindless men are being convinced that if they aren't buff or ripped they wont get the girl... It's fucking bullshit.

But yea, self-fapping weights are pretty damn funny!
I can only imaging what you'd use it for Queenie! Hmmm.....

I can see how this product is stupid but there's nothing bad about being in shape. I run, lift and do yoga regularly and it feels good. I drink and eat organic food and grow most of it in my own garden.


But on the other hand the image of the "urban male Adonis" is absolute shit. For example Abercrombie and Fitch's expensive 'simple american' style that'll run you $300 for a jacket.

Yeah, it's reet not on, but that's the medias job to make you feel inadequate and then offer a miracle solution to give you the answer, it's called marketing.

In most (if not all) weight loss/diet foods adverts, they feature women, but never men. You rarely see a bloke poking his belly and sighing as he looks in the mirror in these ads.
This advert makes me laugh, it even kinda reinforces the "if you haven't got the figure of a model, then you need to sort it out"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7a7K_JS1Yw...feature=related

And this is just pure 70s, LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itv4bhQDyPo...feature=related

haha, that is fucking hilarious.

Apparently, everyone needs a Samurai sword too.

Dumb buff people with Samurai swords! It's the wave of the future!
FUCK!

Bro, I have a Hitori Hanzo sword. I actually WANT to get robbed so I can use it. Seriously, go out and by a Katana and you will feel sooo awesome. I know i do.

Triple money back guarantee???

WTF does that even mean?

I will buy this. Modify it's design into a tool for masturbation. Then sell it.
I knew this guy who had an Ab-Tronic, wich he wrapped around his schlong for that purpose. He said it hurt like fuck.

I agree, since when am I an asshole for going to the gym?

I like my muscles. But then I'm 5.6 so I probably have short man complex.

When I was into men I never went for the huge gym body types, too scary , the thought of going home with one and then he wants to do something I dont and I cant get the fucker off me 'cause hes too strong.

^ you fucking with us?

I somehow think not.

Kudos to him, no-one should knock shit til they've tried it.

that's nice

i'm also curious how you extrapolated homophobia from me asking if he was serious

Nope.
I am only 5.6".

lol'd pretty hard

Nah I wasn't saying you were having a bash at him.

I was merely hinting that you should try the cock avenue too.

i haven't had a woman in years

Well there's only one solution to that...

I've been staring at this picture for awhile, and I think I sense some homo-eroticism.

So...much...skin...

A gay man's epidermis looks different from a straight man's epidermis...

It looks like the rehearsals of Stephen Gately's funeral cortege.

The autopsy found some dried fruit in his anus,
the police are calling it Date rape.

HA!



What do Stephen Gately and Ayrton Senna have in common?

They Both died with skidmarks on their helmets



We should stop before this completely devolves into a Boyzone dead man jokes thread , after all, I think we say it best

When we say nothing at all.