Full Version: Coolest pet ever???
just had a retarded idea, but awesome non-the less, what if you could have a pet mastodon? not a huge behemoth of one but one that grows to be the size of a beagle or something, like imagine a tiny sized mastodon as your pet and how cool it would be... thats the kind of world id like to live in one day
that's it, no more weed for mr. reznier
yup, that's retarded alright.
That's the best thing I've seen all day.
I used to have ideas like that in my 12 years old days.
I'd rather have a mini stegosaurus.
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 13 2009, 07:39 PM) 
just had a retarded idea, but awesome non-the less, what if you could have a pet mastodon?
YES PLZ.
well looks like someone else thought itd be cool too, and i will enjoy all the weed in my stash thank you
QUOTE (Queenie Maraschino @ Oct 13 2009, 08:19 PM)
YES PLZ.
HAHA!!
Never seen that photo of them before either, funny as hell
Willie Thorne is looking rough these days.
Neither had I until I was googling for pics of them.
Here tis.
Love this one I found too, Brent proper suits them spex.
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Both by a dude called Jimmy Hubbard me thinks.
Love this bad boy an all...
HAHAHA, now that you mention it...
Here tis.
Love this one I found too, Brent proper suits them spex.
Both by a dude called Jimmy Hubbard me thinks.
Love this bad boy an all...
QUOTE (BigJon @ Oct 13 2009, 09:46 PM)
Willie Thorne is looking rough these days.
HAHAHA, now that you mention it...
BAD MASTODON
I kept a 16 year old, blonde girl as a pet for like 16 years. I kept her in my cellar. It really came in handy until the neighbour wanted some.
QUOTE (Nickstachio @ Oct 13 2009, 07:57 PM)
I'd rather have a mini stegosaurus.
That'd be awesome
QUOTE (Orthrus @ Oct 13 2009, 09:10 PM)
I kept a 16 year old, blonde girl as a pet for like 16 years. I kept her in my cellar. It really came in handy until the neighbour wanted some.
The sheer amount of spelling and punctutation errors in that "sentence" make me want to cry.
I don't see anything, and I'm a Grammar Nazi Zombie.
thats bad
QUOTE (Orthrus @ Oct 13 2009, 10:10 PM)
I kept a 16 year old, blonde girl as a pet for like 16 years. I kept her in my cellar. It really came in handy until the neighbour wanted some.
I kept a 16 year old blonde girl as a pet for like 16 years in my cellar, it really came in handy until the neighbour wanted some.
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You basically removed the character from his writing.
Well done, Literal the Robot wordsmythe.
The coolest pet you can have is one of these. Oh so wrong on almost every level, but…gimme gimme gimme
http://www.toygers.org/
http://www.toygers.org/
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 09:03 AM)
I kept a 16 year old blonde girl as a pet for like 16 years in my cellar, it really came in handy until the neighbour wanted some.
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Oh holy titfuck the grammar police is out n about.
Did it give you some inner satisfaction correcting that? Or did you do it just because deep, deep down, you're just a douchebag?
Peace in the middleast.
Tacos.
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 08:03 AM)
I kept a 16 year old blonde girl as a pet for like 16 years in my cellar, it really came in handy until the neighbour wanted some.
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You've just moved it around a little, there was nothing wrong to begin with. You are actually trying too hard to be a grammar nazi, not to mention the fact that you, as a noob, are trying to pick a fight with a veteran such as Orthrus.
Your future on this board does not look bright.
RE: That sentance.
I kept a 16 year old blonde girl as a pet for like 16 years, I kept her in my cellar. It really came in handy, until the neighbour wanted some.
That's how I'd execute that shit, but that's just my own style of delivery.
I WANT ONE!!
They're kinda like Tabby cats but 10 times better.
Woah now £500-700 a pop, jesus. They are pretty fit though...
I kept a 16 year old blonde girl as a pet for like 16 years, I kept her in my cellar. It really came in handy, until the neighbour wanted some.
That's how I'd execute that shit, but that's just my own style of delivery.
QUOTE (ginger ninja @ Oct 14 2009, 10:32 AM)
The coolest pet you can have is one of these. Oh so wrong on almost every level, but…gimme gimme gimme
http://www.toygers.org/
http://www.toygers.org/
I WANT ONE!!
They're kinda like Tabby cats but 10 times better.
Woah now £500-700 a pop, jesus. They are pretty fit though...
not trying to start shit, just dont come off sounding like a complete retard when you try to make a sentence... please
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 06:23 PM)
not trying to start shit, just dont come off sounding like a complete retard when you try to make a sentence... please
I noticed that in your other, equally spasticated thread, that you spelt boredom "boredumb", they're "theyre" and douchebags "douchbags".
smooth.
i honestly dont care lol, unfortunantly you cannot detect sarcasm in a message board... i just enjoy giving people shit.. .take nothing i say seriously... ps, i love you
QUOTE (ginger ninja @ Oct 14 2009, 10:32 AM)
The coolest pet you can have is one of these. Oh so wrong on almost every level, but…gimme gimme gimme
http://www.toygers.org/
http://www.toygers.org/
after exploring their webpage, i cannot help but wonder how this was bred... mustve been like an elephant fucking a baby... poor cats
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 07:23 PM)
not trying to start shit, just dont come off sounding like a complete retard when you try to make a sentence... please
Ok.
dont = don't
Just some random samples from your time here at the Mastodon board;
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 08:32 PM)
you dun did cheered me up when i was having i shitty day at work.... i..love you.. ;*)
i = I
"when i was having i shitty day" = when I was having a bad day
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 07:55 PM)
good hate... anyways more stupid shit that pisses me off...
-Bands like Brokencyde
-My Job (the boredumb is what makes me make topics like this)
-Muffintop fat chicks that think theyre sexy
-Guys that wear the flat brimmed hats with the gold sticker still on them, fucking douchbags
-Abercrombie and Fitch / Hollister / etc
-Fat people... not chubby, i mean the kinds that get handicapped spots for the sheer fact theyre fat as hell
-Women that complain about men being dicks in the pit... either fight back or gtfo...
more later, when i have more random hate
-Bands like Brokencyde
-My Job (the boredumb is what makes me make topics like this)
-Muffintop fat chicks that think theyre sexy
-Guys that wear the flat brimmed hats with the gold sticker still on them, fucking douchbags
-Abercrombie and Fitch / Hollister / etc
-Fat people... not chubby, i mean the kinds that get handicapped spots for the sheer fact theyre fat as hell
-Women that complain about men being dicks in the pit... either fight back or gtfo...
more later, when i have more random hate
boredumb = eeh.. You wanna explain that?
theyre = they're
once again "i" = I
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 13 2009, 10:35 PM)
well looks like someone else thought itd be cool too, and i will enjoy all the weed in my stash thank you
itd = it'd or more correctly it would've been
your technical insight into the world know as education confuses me
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 10:41 PM)
your technical insight into the world know as education confuses me
Well sorry mate but my technical insight into the world known as education is probably about 1 000 000 000 times bigger than yer penis, and yeah you know that is a fact.
Not saying you have an unusually small penis.
(Well to be honest, we all know you have a utter small rezzie in yer pants)
yeah youre probably right, i should try out Enzyte, seems quite promising 
!
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QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 10:48 PM)
yeah youre probably right, i should try out Enzyte, seems quite promising !
!You could do that, or you could just get lost.
I'd say get lost.
G'night.
sorry too little to do at work, youre my job now bigboy
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 09:30 PM)
i honestly dont care lol, unfortunantly you cannot detect sarcasm in a message board... i just enjoy giving people shit.. .take nothing i say seriously... ps, i love you
Yeah that old chestnut only really works if you're popular, otherwise it's a surefire way of getting flamed into obscurity.
that sounds like it would hurt
You're probably gonna find out pretty soon.
thanks, i await this sea of virgins alah has cleverly disguised under the name "obscurity"
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 06:23 PM)
not trying to start shit, just dont come off sounding like a complete retard when you try to make a sentence... please
QUOTE (reznier @ Oct 14 2009, 09:41 PM)
your technical insight into the world know as education confuses me
Ok, it's not really technical insight, it's a basic grasp on the english language.
Confusing?
And there you were calling ME a retard.
Bare in mind that they are internet vigins, most of them from /b/.
ive drug the old pinneapple through quite a number of ladies why thankyou
Hey, I like this thread!
the best pet would be a sugar glider. which are actually avaliable as pets.
STFU EVERYONE HATES YOU
A Bee-Dog
PLEASE turn into a beastiality thread, PLEASE.
BEAST~!
Is it just me, or is this how Islamists think an infidel is concieved?
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