How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say :
Oh ! would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring
She doesnt care about anything
Would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I dont dream about anyone - except myself !
Oh, william, william it was really nothing
William, william

classy

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life
And God knows I've got to live mine
God knows I've got to live mine
William, William it was really nothing
William, William it was really nothing
It was your life ...

In case anyone was wondering:

"The Smiths song "William It Was Really Nothing" is often erroneously said to be a tribute from lead singer Steven Morrissey to Mackenzie. In 1993 Mackenzie recorded "Stephen, You're Really Something," later released on the 2000 compilation Double Hipness, which is often cited as confirmation of the rumour. However, statements from Morrissey himself, the misspelling of the first name, and the fact that Mackenzie did not actually pen the song seem to dispel any such rumours."

^ ah, okay