Have you ever done one of the following?

Clint Eastwood - When you're about to lick a pussy, form a gun with your thumb, forefinger and middlefinger , point it at the pussy and say "Do you feel lucky, punk?!"

Rodeo - fuck a girl from behind and say "This is how your mom liked it aswell" and see how long you can hold on.

The pirate - fuck a girl from behind, spit on her back so she thinks you came, when she turns around cum in her eye and kick her leg so she jumps around on one leg and one hand on her eye.

The indian - again from behind, suddenly and unexpectedly shove yer penis into her ass and when she screams hit her on her mouth to make her sound like "Oahahwhwahahah ahah"

Spiderman - fake an orgasm, then ejaculate in yer hand and throw it at the girl whilst screaming "Go spiderweb, go!"

The Ghost - fuck a girl in front of a window from behind, with one of yer mates hidden in yer closet. Swap places with yer mate without her noticing and then leave the building and stand outside the window and wave to her.

The pig - fuck her from behind, sudden and unexpected shove yer penis into her number 2, and when she screams put your fingers into her nostrils and pull upwards to make her look like a pig.

The trombone - if you lick a mans anus, blow air into it whilst jerk his penis off to make it look like your playing a trombone.

72 - 69 with three fingers up the ass.

Ivanhoe - whilst giving oral sex, wear a condom over yer head.

Hitler - whilst fucking a girl, or man, from behind, shove a finger up yer own ass and then smudge the poop gathered upon it on yer fuckbuddies lip.

HILARIOUS THREAD, MY FRIEND ! the indian was ace !




or a 68. meaning she blows you, then you owe her one.

glass bottom boat-put saran wrap over a girls face then shit on it

abe lincoln- jizz all over a girls face then tear off your pupes and stick over her face to form a pubic beard

The Flaming Amazon.

Set a girls bush on fire then try to put it out with your load

Great thread.

This is the Best one.

loled

This made me do a laughy.

My favourite one is a bit hard to describe. It's called Batman.

But it's hilarious and I love you guys so I got to give it a try.

I dont know the word for the movement you have to do with yer fingers and shit either so I'll have to use pictures.

1. Fuck a girl from behind.

2. Form a pair of fake glasses with your hands on your face like this;


3. Make funny noises.

5am stubble. Fuck a girl on the beach, jizz on her chin, then flip her over into the sand

candle holder - a chick who sucks so much dick, that the area around her mouth has so much crusted cum around it, that it looks like she feel asleep with a lit candle in her mouth.

The list of all lists - it has them all - the ads suck, but a great resource.

I gave my lady the Clint Eastwood last night....she laughed. I wanted to be taken seriously.

Haha this is so great.

I'm meeting a ladyfriend tomorrow so I might aswell give it a go.

We should seriously consider making some kind of contest out of this.

I'm all for the contest idea.



Also I got a new one


The Seabeast: Get a handjob in a hot tub/pool/bathtub and right when you're about to blow your load stick the tip out of the water and blast her in the face.

killer

someone should come up with one called 'Sleeping Giant'.

The Sleeping Giant: Have your chick get on top of you and right before she's about to get her rocks off...knock her out.

Follow some random chick home, chloroform her and push her in her own house, face down on the couch.
Fuck her and then leave.

I call that , The rape.

The Virgin:

Finding bromantic stories about degrading sex funny.

Oh my god I laughed out loud. hahaaa

That was too funny, oh geez.

Richasaurus - Thread killer

fact

Giver of life, destroyer of fences!

You've got some purty looking friends, I say that with caution though as in your new facebook-picture you look like you wanna tell me how many people you've killed.

you know in case one of them was your niece or something.

Yhor one of them.

I always wanted to be someones niece

2 of the worst things that happened to me sexually are .

1. Some bird was riding me and I but my fingers around her but crack and felt a klingon.
Needless to say I made my excuses and left, even tho I had to walk about 3 miles home.

2. Split my foreskin open during, sat on end of bed feeling faint , bird laughing saying 'its only a bit of blood' , yeah she would say that.

I always thought the rodeo was when your friends hid in the closet, and jumped out in the middle of you having sex, and they run around the room hollering and you see how long you can stay on.

Ouch dude. That reminds me of that Embaressing Bodies show, when some dude snapped his "banjo string" when he was fucking.

I hope to christ you mean the string and not the actual skin.

Let's be honest-none of you have seen a chick naked.

You mean, like... In real life?

Cuz, uh, yeah, I've totally seen boobies. Totally.

I got head while playing WoW today....I felt like a fucking bad ass; blowin' folks halfway to hell with warlock powers and then having my ladyfriend going down on me.

You broke science, WoW=/=Sexual Activity

Hahah WoW ahahhaha

now that's a huuuuuge bitch. nice SF reference too.

im saving myself for you and your purple bangs courtney knoxville

I dont have purple bangs anymore...or hot pink hair. Brunette-my natural color is back. I look quasi normal and people talk to me now.

Welcome back

I guest the world wadnt rdy for a girl with purple bangs

Dude, you've only seen them?

I held one. Once.

It is was like...a bag of sand.

I'd bang anything. Purple or otherwise. Hand to Todd.

I elbowed some girl in the boob today by accident in the hallway. I AM SUPERIOR TO OVER HALF THE INTERNET IN SEXUAL RELATIONS BWAHAAHAHA

What is that from?
It's reminds me of something Master Shake would say.
You exude Shake logic!

Shake, you've seen a bra before.

Yeah, but not with the boob meat in them!

(Madden's quote is from 40 Year Old Virgin)

2 months and not even a sniff of decent cock.

I am filing a complaint against life.

lol fail.

omgz i heared there was a gurl in this thread?!

i hear ya darlin'. i've been in vancouver for over 2 months and haven't caught a whiff of some decent 'giney.