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Alessandra Ambrosio is my queen:

Colonel Sweeto
Rose Byrne, for sure.
[edit:] Not just to bang, to have forever and ever! :wink:

Master Shake
Vida Guerra, the coolest Cuban ever.


bcbud
iamsickofspam
best thread ever!!

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to be honnest i dont care for famous hot chicks all that much because there are millions of hot chicks out there, some of whom im lucky enough to bump into, who dont have a fame fueled ego that would prevent them from sleeping with a loser like me, hahaha

not that this thread is about sex, well it is i guess, but i like my females to have substance between the ears, allthough im not suggesting the fine examples in this thread are by any means stupid, i just have a geek fetish, and like chicks who allthough are nice to stare at, can have some rather interesting things to say.

anyway for the sake of this thread,because im talking absolute bullshit... have a picture of the chick from my avatar.


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applesacks
natalie portman because i think it would be a religious experience
The Squid and The Whale
I second Vida Guerra

Ridner
(bcbud)


SO HOTT!
Laura
christina from Lacuna Coil
Drew Barrymore
Snufkin

The girl from Paramore, I have a thing for small emo girls. biggrin.gif

But my one is even better.

Note: The band is shit, she is just eye-candy. biggrin.gif
Dillinger


I got to say after watching the movie-film Alien Ressurection, I thought that Winona Ryder was superfit in that.
(Dillinger)
That is an abomination
Dillinger
Hey! you asked.
each to their own buddy, the bird you picked looks suspicious to me -
Fish or Foul?
Red Razors
ha, i'm going to spoil this thread with a big hairy man!!! biggrin.gif

do we have all day? my list is a fearsome length, but my current uber-crush is jeffrey dean morgan. i seem to have changed my taste, i'm more into real, proper men nowadays.
BigJon


or if I wanted to be eaten alive.

Tommy the Cat
Defcon Killzone
(JėffAlivė)
Post ONE pic

Alessandra Ambrosio is my queen:

most boring figure ever dude
bcbud
(Ridner)
(bcbud)


SO HOTT!


she's a babe.
Deeply Flawed
Aaron Turner from Isis or Jerome the bassist from Knut
iamsickofspam
as a bloke i allways thought johnny depp and gary oldman in their prime were hot looking dudes.

i feel like a peado for saying it but that chick with the red hair in the band that was posted is hot.

i kind of like fraz balk too, and ms argento.
iamsickofspam
i forgot, bjork in her early days was hot as hell!
what would satan do?


the only woman i would ever marry
Red Razors
portia di rossi is at least looking more normal these days. i fucking hate seeing that lollipop-stick figure.

aaron turner is unreal. good-looking AND talented... sigh!
BigJon
I agree not too keen on overly skinny ladies, but she's an exception.

Just for you DF.

grizzled the second
EEEEEEEW!!!! All these scrawny bimbos! I would go for a woman with more class/talent and meat on her bones. Selma Hayek. PJ Harvey (not hot looking but sexy in her own weird way.) Margaret Thatcher mmmm! :shock:
iamsickofspam
i can understand why you would like salma hayek and pj harvey, but margaret thatcher, what drugs are you on haha?

serious beer goggles dude.
grizzled the second
MMMMMMMMMM Margaret Thatcher. Smell of ben gay, wrinkles, cobwebby snatch!!!! Delicious.... laugh.gif
iamsickofspam
hahaha

clinton for teh win!

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(Defcon Killzone)
(JėffAlivė)
Post ONE pic

Alessandra Ambrosio is my queen:

most boring figure ever dude
Nah, she's a Mytype. I don't go for the ginormous tits and big ol onion ass. I mean, I'll bang it, but this is the ideal for me. I like celebrities that look somewhat like a girl I could actually be with. That's why I fell out of love with Jessica Alba. Dark Angel, she was a 10. Now she's just your typical dyed-blonde Malibu coke whore.

Alessandra Ambrosio dominates anything that's been posted in this thread.
(Dillinger)
Hey! you asked.
each to their own buddy, the bird you picked looks suspicious to me -
Fish or Foul?
Speak American.
Deeply Flawed
(BigfuckingJon)
I agree not too keen on overly skinny ladies, but she's an exception.

Just for you DF.



Oh dear fucking god I suddenly feel all weak and stuff. Thank you Big Jon x
dub
Aaron is pulling a bit of an 'oh face'...

anyway:

Deeply Flawed
That's not Aaron - that is the delicious Jerome *swoons*
dub
the bass should have given it away really...
...guess I'm not one for the manly pinups.

Though there's a pretty sweaty picture of Rollins above my desk.
(the skinny 1983 version, not the neck-veins a-poppin version of later years)
Deeply Flawed
Oooof Rollin on the inside cover of Get In The Van with hair holding snake. Add him to the list. Neck veins or young - I'm not that fussy with him. Men with brains = sexy

I like to hop into bed with a good book or at the very least a man who's read one.
Dillinger
(JėffAlivė)
(Dillinger)
Hey! you asked.
each to their own buddy, the bird you picked looks suspicious to me -
Fish or Foul?
Speak American.


This from a guy that thought it was oh so funny to pretend to be gay in a thread just to fake being offended?

Fish or Foul = When you're not quite sure if its a male or female.
Deeply Flawed
Oh and terrible oversight on my part... Ben Weinman from Dillinger Escape Plan and Mike Patton but that would possibly cause me to spontaneously combust.
(Dillinger)
(JėffAlivė)
(Dillinger)
Hey! you asked.
each to their own buddy, the bird you picked looks suspicious to me -
Fish or Foul?
Speak American.


This from a guy that thought it was oh so funny to pretend to be gay in a thread just to fake being offended?

Fish or Foul = When you're not quite sure if its a male or female.
You're saying that about a Victoria's Secret and internationally renound supermodel? Yeah, okay. laugh.gif
Dillinger
It doesnt mean I think shes ugly at all, just means she could go either way for me.

Anyway what is it with you Americans and Victoria's secret?
Do they post these catalogues through your doors or something?
(Dillinger)
It doesnt mean I think shes ugly at all, just means she could go either way for me.

Anyway what is it with you Americans and Victoria's secret?
Do they post these catalogues through your doors or something?
I dunno, weird that we have a thing for slammin' hot broads in string bikinis, bras, and panties. Just fuckin WEIRD, I don't know how to explain it.
Dillinger
Easy, King WIT-chard !

What I mean is how do you get so much exposure to a womens line of underwear?
Sewn Shut Eyes
Has no one mentioned Elisha Cuthbert yet? That's because you're all losers:

grizzled the second
Supermodels are for 12 year olds to wank to. Give me real women. Look at suicidegirls.com and that is what I am all about! :twisted:
Puckfiend
Salma Hayek would have to top my list:


This scene in Dogma would be nice to re-enact with her. biggrin.gif
grizzled the second
Or maybe the scene in dusk til dawn.
GREGDOUT


megan fox is a BABE
Snufkin
We need more small girls. biggrin.gif Too many tall blondes with big tits. BOORING.
hopper2k
Olivia Munn, co-host of G4's Attack of the Show!

(Snufkin)
We need more small girls. biggrin.gif Too many tall blondes with big tits. BOORING.
Most definitely.

The prototype girl I usually go for is about 5'7"-5'9", B-cup, average/slender/fit body. I had a girlfriend once with big ol titties, and it was fun fuckings, but it just wasn't my cup of tea. Plus she the epitome of the word "airhead".

Everyday girls that find small things to make themselves beyond cute > any Elisha Cubert, Jessica Simpson bullshit.
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